Ep. 186-5th Annual Schmovie Awards

March 24, 2017

It's no easy task to produce the world's most respected film awards ceremony, but somehow Ronald, Steve, and John have managed it for half a decade now. New categories! Fresh snack mix! A paper shredder! This year's show has it all.


Ep. 185.5-Remake Report: Beauty and the Beast

March 17, 2017

As follow-up to a recent discussion about remakes, and as part of an ongoing conversation concerning Disney's status as pop culture overlord, the guys dig in to the latest of the Mouse House's efforts, a digitally spruced-up recreation of their 1991 classic, Beauty and the Beast. Did this tale as old as time need retelling?


Ep. 185-Logan/Kong: Skull Island

March 10, 2017

Steve, Ronald and John look at a couple of big summer action movies that for some reason came out in the winter: The excellent Logan and the pulse-pounding Kong: Skull Island. Spoiler: They're both good!


Ep. 184-Remake This Now!

February 27, 2017

Ronald, Steve and John reignite an ongoing debate about the value of remakes as they each choose a few movies from the past that might deserve another go.


Ep. 183-Special Report: Jordan Peele’s Get Out

February 24, 2017

The guys are so excited about Get Out—a racially-charged new horror film written and directed by comedian Jordan Peele—that they had to wedge in a bonus episode about it. See the film and join the discussion! (Note: The first half is spoiler free, with ample warning.)


Ep. 182-Oscar, Schmoscar

February 11, 2017

Ronald is under self-quarantine due to a nasty cold, so the guys phone it in as they discuss the upcoming Academy Awards broadcast, including some category picks and a breakdown of how the current political climate could affect the ceremony.


Ep. 181-Top Films of 2016

January 27, 2017

Things always get nervy around Schmovie HQ when it's time to make our annual 'best of' lists, but for some reason, this year we were especially agitated. Our eternal optimism says this is because there were many great films to sift through in 2016. We buckled down and made some difficult choices. See if you agree!


Ep. 180.5-Shyamalan Update: Split

January 23, 2017

It's time to break out your M. Night Shyamalan spreadsheets and add a new row for the increasingly resourceful director's latest, a tricky thriller called Split. Is this a comeback? Or did that already happen with The Visit? Who knows? We won't really understand it until we get to the end. The first 16 minutes are spoiler-free.


Ep. 180-The Worst Films of 2016

January 20, 2017

As our nation inaugurates a new Commander-in-Chief, and we all sort through our feelings about that, Ronald, Steve and John swear in a notable new batch of dreadful, dull or disappointing films that saw release in 2016. It's more fun than it sounds.


Ep. 179-TeeVee SchmeeVee Episode VII: Best Shows of 2016

January 6, 2017

Gorge yourself on a generous helping of television talk as Ronald, Steve, and John each name their top five shows of the year.